There are just some sounds that everyone loves:
- Shoes on gravel
- Crackling of a fire
- The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
- Cats purring
idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
"This is the police! Open up!"
"Well sometimes I feel like my friends don’t really like me and that sorta-"
"Sir, what are you doing?"
"You told me to open up…"
i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably
why wasnt i born a 6 ft tall model
u would have gotten stuck in ur moms vag and died
yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic
“what was your key motivation for this piece”
oh idk the due date
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Do you think Tim Burton even has auditions for his movies anymore or does he just sit Helena and Johnny down and say “listen we’re doing another movie.”